Never have i ever thought i was weird until i sat down and actually made a list of all the things that bug me out. Its safe to say im a weird individual.
1.It all starts with a man with a painted face, best known as a clown. In none of my birthday parties did i ever allow a clown. They scare me to death just the thought of them make me sick. I could never understand how kids liked them. First off there not even funny, they crack bad jokes have oversized shoes and have rainbow afro's. What kind of child would like a grown ass man with makeup on, what kind of adult has the patience to put up with so many kids..honestly i dont see the point in them!
2. Cotton Balls! EGH never have i been more disgusted with anything else besides these nasty looking things. I hate them just the thought of them make me wanna cry. Im incredibly terrified of them i could never understand where the fuck they came from and why i would possibly want to use them!
3. Cut it in half- Nothing bugs me more then having a sandwich without it being cut in half. People honestly think im the weirdest person in the world but i can not eat a whole sandwich. I literally think i will choke on my sandwich and die it scares me and i feel it jeopardizes my life.So if your gonna feed me one make sure its cut in half.
4.Another one that i absolutely can not stand, is warm milk. I HATE WARM MILK! It has to be hot or cold no in between! And if your eating it with cheerios it makes them smell like piss so no warm milk please.
OKay so these are my top 4 things that bug me. you might think im weird but whatever everyone has there defects no one is perfect and certainly not me!
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